Grocer: Why
are you shoplifting?
Shopper: I can't afford to pay these prices. |
Grocer: Why
are you slapping that fish?
Shopper: The sign said it was fresh. |
Grocer: Why
are you throwing those vegetables in the air?
Shopper: They're for a tossed salad. |
Guest: Why
did you offer me a piece of candy?
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel. |
Lady: I found
a fly in one of those raisin buns you sold me yesterday.
Baker: Bring it back and I'll exchange it for a raisin. |
Shopper: How
can you sell eggs with a broken shell?
Grocer: I consider them omelets with a head start. |
Shopper: This
lettuce doesn't have any body to it.
Grocer: That's because we buy it by the head. |
Shopper: Why
don't you have a one cent sale?
Grocer: Because I don't sell pennies. |
Shopper: Why
don't you honor coupons?
Grocer: Why should I? What did they ever do for me? |
Store Clerk:
Why are you wearing a life jacket?
Customer: I heard about a final sail. |
