Caddy: Some
day you're having. First you sliced the ball into the bushes, then it hooked into
a trap. Now you've driven it deep into the woods. I've searched several minutes
now and can't find it. Why don't you just use another ball?
Golfer: No way, that's my lucky ball. |
Can you ice-skate?
I don't know - I can't stand up long enough to find out. |
Coach: Do you
know why we're feared by all our opponents?
Player: Because we're sore losers. |
Coach: Don't
you know the name of the college you're going to?
Athlete: I don't have to. I'm a football player |
Coach: Why
are you booing your own team?
Player: Because I don't want to show any favorites. |
Coach: Why
are you cheering for the other team?
Player: I always root for the winner. |
Coach: Why
are you players leaving? There's still the second half.
PlayerS: That's why we're leaving. |
Coach: Why
are you so sure we're going to lose?
Player: Because the other team showed up. |
Coach: Why
are you wearing a bib?
Player: You said we'd practice dribbling today. |
Coach: Why
aren't you a better player?
Player: Because I'm not on a better team. |
