Coach: Why
did you bring a broom to the plate?
Player: You told me I was a clean-up hitter. |
Coach: Why
did you drop the ball and start drooling?
Player: You told me to dribble. |
Coach: Why
did you give the other team our playbook?
Player: It wasn't doing us any good. |
Coach: Why
did you hold your nose when the ball came toward you?
Player: It was foul. |
Coach: Why
did you leave the building during the game?
Player: You told me to go for an outside shot. |
Coach: Why
did you miss that easy shot?
Player: So I could fit in with the rest of the team. |
Coach: Why
did you pick up that cheerleader?
Player: The quarterback sent me out for a pass. |
Coach: Why
did you tackle the cheerleaders?
Player: It's the only team we can beat. |
Coach: Why
did you walk every batter?
Pitcher: I was working on a no hitter. |
Coach: Why
did you walk that player?
Pitcher: I was scared. He had a bat in his hand. |
