Coach: Why
didn't you catch that high ball?
Player: I'm afraid of flies. |
Coach: Why
didn't you listen when I called a down and out?
Player: I thought you were talking about the team. |
Coach: Why
didn't you score that second run?
Player: My mom told me you can't go home again. |
Coach: Why
didn't you swing at any of the balls?
Player: I wanted to go for a walk. |
Coach: Why
didn't you throw a Hail Mary pass?
Player: It's against my religion. |
Coach: Why
do you practice running so much?
Player: So I can get off the field before the fans get to me. |
First Hunter:
It's getting awfully late and dark and we haven't hit anything yet.
Second Hunter: Let's miss two more and then call it a day. |
Fisherman:
That's the third large fish you've thrown back. Why are you throwing them back?
Other FISHerMan: My frying pan is only nine inches long. |
Fisherman:
You've been watching me fish for over two hours, why don't you try it yourself?
Onlooker: Not me! I haven't got the patience. |
Football Coach:
Why are you lying on the field?
Player: You told me it was our down. |
