Football Coach:
Why are you wearing that bag over your head?
Player: I've been sacked. |
Hunter: I ran
into a huge bear and he charged me.
Woman: Good heavens! What did you do?
Hunter: What else could I do? I paid him. |
I heard your
son is on the school football team. What position does he play?
I believe he's one of the drawbacks. |
Manager: Why
did you put a metal band on your finger?
Boxer: You told me to get into the ring. |
Player: Why
are you mad at me for stealing second base?
Coach: You were on third at the time. |
Referee: Why
did you suddenly jump out of the ring, go outside, and run to the end of the block?
Boxer: You told me to go to the corner. |
Umpire: Why
did you throw cake dough at me?
Baseball Player: You said "Batter up!" |
