Are you a regular
nuisance?
No, I have other jobs. |
Boss: Are you
afraid of hard work?
Employee: No, I'm afraid of any work. |
Boss: Aren't
you familiar with company policy?
Worker: No, familiarity breeds contempt. |
Boss: Did you
cut yourself?
Employee: No, I fell asleep on a chain saw. |
Boss: Did you
take work home?
Employee: Why? I don't do any here. |
Boss: How come
you're never in at the same time twice?
Worker: I'm no clockwatcher. |
Boss: It says
on your job application you were a servant in a restricted facility. What does
that mean?
Applicant: I was serving time. |
Boss: Why are
you against the four day work week?
Worker: I'm against any week that has work in it. |
Boss: Why are
you always late for work?
Worker: I'm the model of consistency. |
Boss: Why are
you always outside when you should be in here working?
Employee: You said it was important to work out. |
