Boss: Why are
you doing your nails?
Employee: You told me to do some filing. |
Boss: Why are
you dressed like a cowboy?
Worker: You said you'd show us the ropes. |
Boss: Why are
you dressed like a lumberjack?
Employee: I heard I was getting the ax today. |
Boss: Why are
you sleeping at your desk?
Employee: It's more comfortable than the filing cabinet. |
Boss: Why are
you sleeping in there?
Worker: They call it the rest room, don't they? |
Boss: Why are
you so early this morning?
Worker: I'm not. I'm really late for yesterday. |
Boss: Why are
you throwing those ledgers in the air?
Accountant: You told me to juggle the books. |
Boss: Why aren't
you ever in the office?
Employee: Because you'd find me there. |
Boss: Why did
you leave your last job?
Applicant: The witness protection program relocated me. |
Boss: Why didn't
you work on the growth chart?
Employee: Because I'm not going to grow any taller. |
