Boss: Why didn't
you work on the proposals?
Employee: I'm already married. |
Boss: Why do
you always have an excuse for everything?
Employee: I spend the whole day thinking them up. |
Boss: Why do
you always spend so much time at the water cooler?
Worker: If I didn't I'd have to work. |
Boss: Why do
you keep calling in sick?
Worker: It's my best excuse. |
Boss: Why don't
you invest in the company?
Employee: With workers like me you'd never make any money. |
Boss: Why don't
you take a vacation?
Employee: I've been on one since you hired me. |
Boss: Why don't
you want to be employee of the month?
Employee: That means I'd have to work for 30 days. |
Boss: Why don't
you want to go up the corporate ladder?
Employee: I'm afraid of heights. |
Boss: Why haven't
you finished your work?
Employee: I'm no slave to management. |
Boss: Why is
there oil on your arms?
Employee: You told me to use a little elbow grease. |
