Boss: Why is
your expense account so high?
Salesman: I don't want people to think you're cheap. |
Boss: Why is
your face bandaged?
Worker: You told me to put my nose to the grindstone. |
Boss: You know
there are plenty of people who'd love to have your job.
Worker: That's because love is blind. |
Editor: How
can you paint a true picture of life in Tibet? You've never been there.
Writer: Neither have my readers. |
Employee: Why
did you move me up to the fourteenth floor?
Boss: You said you wanted a raise. |
Employee: Why
won't you let me take another part-time job?
Boss: You only work part of the time here as it is. |
Farmer: Why
is the pail empty? Didn't the cow give anything?
Worker: Sure. Nine quarts and a kick. |
First Farmer:
I got a job on a farm seling corn.
Second Farmer: But aren't you allergic to corn?
First Farmer: Yeah, but $8 an hour is nothing to sneeze at. |
First Rancher:
What's the name of your spread?
Second Rancher: The Double Circle Large Diamond Ranch.
First Rancher: How many cattle do you have?
Second Rancher: Only two. Not many survive the branding. |
Foreman: Why
aren't you working fast?
Road Worker: Our sign says: "Slow Men Working." |
Why aren't
you working?
The boss and I had a fight, and he wouldn't take back what he said.
What did he say?
"You're fired." |
Worker: Why
don't you pay me what I'm worth?
Boss: I don't have any spare change. |
