Is that your birthday cake?

No, my grandmother accidentally sugarcoated the cat.

No, it's my new three-layer hat.

No, it's Frosty the Snowman in disguise.

No, it's the world's largest sample of bat guano.

No, it's a sugary candleholder.

Yes, but it's also for my eighteen friends and family members who were all born on the same day as me.