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Are you copying from someone else's paper?

What gave me away—the binoculars?

No, not copying—just testing my photographic memory.

No, I was just checking to make sure their papers were clean and neat.

No, I'm just checking what it feels like to be a Xerox machine.

No, I was just using this mirror to see if the answers were the same in reverse.

No, my neck is a little stiff and I was just stretching it a bit.

I would never do a thing like that. But could you move to the left just a smidge?

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