Why do you always daydream during math?
That isn't daydreaming! It's a posthypnotic trance.
Because I forgot to do it during social studies.
Is this math class? I thought it was still Penmanship.
I wasn't daydreaming. I was working a problem out in my head.
I wasn't daydreaming. I was having an out-of-body experience.
I'm doing geometry. I'm thinking about the Bermuda Triangle.
I'm doing arithmetic. I'm figuring out how many shopping days till Christmas. |