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Why do you always daydream during math?

That isn't daydreaming! It's a posthypnotic trance.

Because I forgot to do it during social studies.

Is this math class? I thought it was still Penmanship.

I wasn't daydreaming. I was working a problem out in my head.

I wasn't daydreaming. I was having an out-of-body experience.

I'm doing geometry. I'm thinking about the Bermuda Triangle.

I'm doing arithmetic. I'm figuring out how many shopping days till Christmas.

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