Are you eating a pizza?

No, it's a manhole cover. My doctor says I need more iron in my diet.

No, what this is is an edible Frisbee.

No. Help! Help! It's the "Pizza From the Black Lagoon" and it's trying to eat me.

No, it's a flying saucer complete with death ray anchovies.

No, it was just thrown by a Ninja warrior who hoped to slice me into eight pieces.

No, we're building a steering wheel for a soapbox derby racer.

Pizza! I thought it was a hubcap from a 1991 Ford.

Not exactly. We're making a model of your face using a pepperoni pizza.