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Do you always keep your elbows on the table?

No, but you never know when you'll meet an Indian wrestler.

No, I was just afraid the lunch tray was going to blow away.

No, I was holding up my chin.

Yes, I try to be symmetrical.

No, sometimes I keep them in a big box.

Only when I'm eating them with tomato sauce.

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