Is that a fly on your sandwich?

Yes, I hired him to carry my lunch to school.

Yes, my mom's always bugging me to eat more meat.

I'm on a protein-rich diet.

I like something crispy with my lunch.

That's odd—mom usually packs me cockroaches on Tuesdays.

My pets always follow me to school.

Oh, sorry, is that yours?

No, it's a chocolate chip with wings.

Yes, he's drying off after a swim in your soup.

No, it's my mini-official food taster hard at work.

No, it's a cockroach with an inferiority complex.