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Why didn't you take the bus to school?
Is it raining out?
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What's that in your locker?
Why are you standing on the desk?
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Why were you absent from school yesterday?
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Why are you so late to class?
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Are you copying from someone else's paper?
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Crazy people
Why do you talk so much?
Why are you standing on your head?
Why are your clothes all wet?
Why don't you listen when I talk to you?
What happened to your brains today?
What are all these peanut shells doing on the floor?
Why don't you clean your room?
I'm your waiter. Would you like to order now?
Why don't you make your bed?
Just how stupid do you think I am?
Why are you such a big pest?
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Why did you push me?
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Who do you think you are some kind of superhero?
Eating Ripostes
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Do you always keep your elbows on the table?
Did you go to the supermarket again?
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Nosy Neighbours
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Why do you hold your pencil like that?
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Why didn't you close the door?
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Are you really that tall?
Why didn't you go to the dentist?
Is this really you in the school yearbook?
Why are your toys all over the floor?
Is that a birthmark?
Teacher Wisecracks
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What's that on your desk?
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What are you up to?
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Is that a kite?
Are you thirsty again?
Are you walking the dog?
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Why do you still bite your nails?
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Why are you showing off your dimples?
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