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Did you lose a tooth?

No, I'm just renting it out.

No, I got tired of brushing it so I sent it out to be cleaned.

No, it had a fight with my tongue and it moved out. No, my dentist is just borrowing it for a necklace.

No, I'm remodeling my mouth. Look—I gained a space to put in a straw.

No, it's on an amusement park field trip riding the molar coaster.

No, it's out partying—having a rootin'-tootin' good time.

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