Are you waiting to use the bathroom?

No, I'm from the census bureau. I'm counting toilets.

No, I'm practicing for my dance recital.

No, I'm modeling my underwear for all the world to see.

No, I'm waiting for you to use the bathroom so I can sneak into your room and short-sheet your bed.

No, I'm a lost rock'n'roll star waiting for my tour bus to arrive.

Bathroom! I thought it was the batroom. No wonder Bruce Wayne hasn't arrived.