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Why can't you keep quiet in the car?

I always make noise when I see my life flashing before my eyes.

Sorry, I buckled the seat belt too tight and gave myself a wedgie.

I was just imitating the sound of that train heading straight for us.

I'm just so excited, when did you buy me this pet snake?

I didn't say anything, but that cop following us is making a lot of noise.

Car? I thought we were on a runaway rollercoaster.

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