Is it raining out?

No, I just wanted to make a big splash. No, my armpits are on overdrive.

No, that wacky school janitor accidentally hooked the water fountain up to the fire hose again.

No, I decided to take a shower in my clothes.

No, I always sweat on my way to school.

No, I got caught in the crossfire of a spitball fight.

No, I think there's a problem with the second floor toilet.

No, my mom forgot to close my window at the car wash.

No, this is part of my show and tell exhibit on soggy shorts.

No, I'm working part-time as a lawn sprinkler installer.