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Are you running in the hall?

I wasn't running. I got wedged between two fast-walking football players.

All the treadmills in the gym were taken.

The only thing I'm running for is class president.

Yes, because my scooter broke down.

The toilets upstairs are overflowing.

It was too crowded to skateboard.

You're such a great teacher, I wanted to make sure I got to your class on time.

My nose is the only thing that's running. The rest of me is just trying to keep up.

I'm standing still. The room is running around me.

The doctor told me not to get run down.

I'm part of the human race, aren't I?

I'm trying to find where it begins.

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