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Are you waiting to see the school principal?

No, the principal is waiting to see me.

Yes, and when I get my hands on him—it's detention for a week!

Yes, and if you tell me what he looks like, I can go back to class.

No, I'm just hiding here from all the people who ask stupid questions.

No, I'm holding this seat together until the janitor comes back with the super glue.

Principal! I thought I was waiting for a pizza!

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