Are you sleeping during class?

No, I'm only under a mild voodoo spell.

This is just a 15-minute power-nap like you raved about in health class.

No, I'm studying the life cycle of zombies. I missed recess so I'm taking it now. Why, was I snoring again?

I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.

No, I'm just practicing one of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.

Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out the meaning of life.

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

Shh, I'm trying to hear the latest termite gossip.