Why do you talk so much?

I have a black belt in public speaking.

They say silence is golden but you know the bad things that happened to poor King Midas.

The encyclopedia says there are over 2 million words and I'm just trying to get to all of them.

My tongue needs the exercise.

I'm not talking—you must be hearing voices.

Stop Talking? Stop it from what?

I'm not talking—I'm practising word-processing.

Well, talk is cheap and I can't afford anything better.

My lips keep coming unzipped.

Where's Talking going?

I had alphabet soup for lunch and words keep coming out of my mouth.

I don't know—I'm not listening.