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What's that in your locker?

My locker! I thought it was a mini-fridge. No wonder my milk won't stay cold.

Oh, there's my homework from last term! It's my science fair project on nuclear waste.

I turned my locker into an apartment for my imaginary playmate.

Those are reincarnated bologna sandwiches.

You mean the stuff above the rats or below the cockroaches?

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