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Are you on your way to school?

No, I'm on my way home. Our school's been bought by a convenience store and my new class hours are midnight to seven A.M.

No, I'm trying to get back into my coffin before the sun comes up.

No, I just thought I'd take these books out for a little air.

No, I'm sleepwalking. Wake me for summer vacation.

No, I'm a TV newsman covering a story on the world's dumbest questions.

No, I'm on my way to a squirrel convention and thought I'd stop by the bus stop for a couple of nuts.

No, I'm on my way to see the wizard—since you don't have a brain, why don't you come along?

No, I'm on my way to Mars. Have you seen the mothership?

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