Are you on your way to school?
No, I'm on my way home. Our school's been bought by a convenience store and my new class hours are midnight to seven A.M.
No, I'm trying to get back into my coffin before the sun comes up.
No, I just thought I'd take these books out for a little air.
No, I'm sleepwalking. Wake me for summer vacation.
No, I'm a TV newsman covering a story on the world's dumbest questions.
No, I'm on my way to a squirrel convention and thought I'd stop by the bus stop for a couple of nuts.
No, I'm on my way to see the wizardsince you don't have a brain, why don't you come along?
No, I'm on my way to Mars. Have you seen the mothership? |