It was just sitting there.

The stocking on my face is to keep mosquitoes off.

No one said I couldn't take it.

Isn't stealing legal during a riot?

If I don't steal, how can I get the money to buy drugs?

Nixon ordered me to.

VCR's are expensive!

Sure, I entered, but I didn't break anything.

Honest, officer, I thought this was my house!

I'm the anti-Santa.

I found this stuff and I'm bringing it back.

Their insurance will cover it.

I'm keeping cops employed.

Armed robbery? I was just selling him this gun.

I didn't know stealing was a crime in this state.

It was shiny.