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Excuses for getting caught with pornography

I read it for the articles.

I thought I was buying the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Someone's got to support the free expression of ideas.

I'm a cultural anthropologist and these publications tell us a lot about our culture.

All those fit bodies inspire me to keep working out.

I'm against this kind of stuff, but I feel I need to experience it before I can criticize it.

I'm trying to get my hormone level up so I can produce more sperm and we can have a baby.

My grandfather read it, my father read it, and I read it. It's a family tradition.


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