Those nurses are always handing me the wrong tools.

I did it right. You're not healing right.

Sure, you'd get better and then what? I'd never see you again.

Your case is unique.

The 'Dr' is just an honary title.

If you think this is easy you should try it.

It was that other guy in the mask.

What do you think they call it a 'practice'?

I get woozy at the sight of blood.

You don't really need that organ.

It's these cheap scalpels they make us use.

The medical journals needed a good story.

It worked on ER.

I just scrubbed up and didn't want to get my hands all messy.

I did everything I could that your insurance would cover.

That Hippocratic Oath only applies to hippos.

Who's the doctor, me or you?

Guts or gross!