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Excuses for being a member of an exclusive club

It's close to my house.

I didn't know it was so exclusive until after I become a member.

It was my grandfather's membership and it's a family tradition.

I'm doing an expose. Please don't blow my cover.

What are you talking about? The groundskeeper is black and I'm certain there're some Hispanics working in the kitchen.

Do you know how much it would cost to put in a female locker room?

If enough of us open-minded people, join, we'll be able to change the place. If none of us belong, it will never change.

The club simply represents the neighbourhood, which happens to be exclusive too.

I'm just exercising my constitutional right to free association.

I wouldn't belong, but it's where I do all of my business.


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