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Excuses for not returning your Library Book

Because I left it in my truck and my truck was in an accident and got towed to the garage and I won't be able to get to the garage in Abbotsford until this weekend.

My mother took it camping and lost it.

I didn't take it out!

Because my cat peed on it and it smells too bad.

It flew out the car window on the 401 Freeway and was devoured by an 18 wheeler!


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