I didn't want to screw with the Prime Directive.

I stood too close to the dilithium crystals.

I'm only an android.

I thought this was the holedeck.

You didn't say 'Make it so.'

The engines coulnna' take anymore!

Part of my brain didn't beam up.

I've been assimilated.

I'm part Romulan.

My mind was melded.

My emotion chip overloaded.

Warp speed makes me nauseated.

Blame 'Q'.

You're a Picardi, I'm a kirkite.

I never claimed to be an intelligent life-form.