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For breaking a diet!
 
Everything is ok in moderation
French fries are vegetables
I eat when I'm stressed
I have the fat gene
I may get hit by a bus tomorrow
I need to reward myself for being so good
I'll work it off later at the gym
I'm big boned
I'm on a low impact diet
It was taste tempting
It would have gone stale
My grandmother ate a muffin every morning and she is 102
That cake was calling to me
The diet coke balances it out
This chocolate bar is just to give me energy to exercise
Those damn subliminal messages in advertising!

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