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| Guts are gross |
| I did everything I could that your insurance would cover |
| I did it right, you're just not healing right! |
| I get sick at the sight of blood |
| I just scrubbed up and didn't want to get my hands messy |
| If you think this is easy you should try it |
| It was that other chap in the mask |
| It worked on ER |
| Its these cheap scalpels they make us use |
| That Hippocratic Oath only applied to hippos |
| The "Dr" is purely an honourary title |
| The medical journals need a good story |
| Those nurses are always handing me the wrong tools |
| Who's the doctor, me or you?! |
| Why to you think that they call it a "practise"? |
| You don't really need that organ |
| You get better and then what? I'd never see you again |
| Your case is unique |
