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| All the fresh air was getting to me |
| I ate one too many pinecones |
| I have oil slicks on the brain |
| I ozoned out |
| I see spotted owls before my eyes |
| I was daydreaming about forests |
| I was on a Himalayan Mountain high |
| I'm an environmental case |
| I'm ecologically unbalanced |
| I'm worried about the beaver |
| It was the flying squirrel in me |
| It's hard to function properly when you're infested with fleas! |
| I've got a little bit of Lyme disease |
| I've got dry rot |
| My brain cells are an endangered species |
