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| Car wouldn't start |
| Haste makes waste |
| I can't read my own writing |
| I didn't want to look too eager |
| I have a slow metabolism |
| I like to make an entrance |
| I thought it was a holiday today |
| I thought time was on my side |
| I thought you were being approximate |
| I was at the right time in the wrong place |
| I was in my zone |
| I'm on the Roman calendar |
| My alarm didn't go off |
| My cat got sick |
| My doctor told me to slow down |
| My radio alarm just keeps blinking 12:00 |
| My watch was slow |
| Oh I thought it was "Fall forward and Spring back!" |
| Road construction |
| The lights were against me |
| What difference will it make 100 years from now |
| You wouldn't believe the line at the McDonald's drive through! |
