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| Bad Feng Shui |
| I haven't had my colon cleansing this week |
| I was having an OBE - Out of Body Experience |
| I was in an alpha state |
| I'm homeopathetic |
| I'm not centred today |
| I'm under a lot of accupressure |
| It was part of a pagan ritual |
| My angel told me to do it |
| My aromatherapist stinks! |
| My chakras were clogged |
| My convergence wasn't harmonized |
| My crystal was cloudy |
| My third eye was blood shot |
| Somebody changed my channeler |
| Too much "Dia" not enough "netics" |
