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| Armed robbery?! I'm just selling him this gun! |
| Honest, I thought this was my house! |
| I didn't know stealing was a crime here! |
| I found this stuff and I'm bringing it back |
| If I don't steal how do I get the money to get drugs? |
| I'm keeping the police employed |
| I'm the anti Santa |
| Isn't stealing legal during a riot? |
| It was just sitting there |
| It was shiny |
| It's expensive to buy! |
| No one said I couldn't take it |
| OK I entered, but I didn't break anything |
| The president ordered me |
| The stocking on my face is to keep the mosquitoes off |
| Their insurance will cover it |
