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| Big governement |
| Everything fell into the paper shredder |
| Gridlock |
| I didn't know I had to declare it |
| I was hyper from all the coffee |
| I'm proud of what I did and I will never do it again |
| It was a left wing conspiracy |
| My mind was on the helicopters |
| Partisan politics |
| Pork barrel spending |
| Read my lips: Ooops |
| The leader of the opposition masterminded the whole thing |
| The polls indicate that nobody cares anyway |
| The press is demonising me |
| They knew what I was like when they voted for me |
| Trickle down economics |
