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| I drank a slushy too fast and it froze my brain |
| I forgot my cheat sheet |
| I have problems at home |
| I have raging hormones |
| I need a miracle to pass and you won't let me pray! |
| I thought being lazy was still in |
| I thought this was the study hall |
| I was trying to remember where I left my gun |
| I'll never need this in the real world |
| I'm a latch key kid |
| I'm Gen X |
| I'm not fluent in ebonics |
| I'm tired from studying all night |
| Kurt Cobain |
| Teen angst |
| The cafeteria food made me delirious |
| The teacher hates me |
| The tests are ethnically biased |
| There are no jobs out there any way |
