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| I got severe suspension damage on the road less travelled |
| I learned the wrong seven habits |
| I love too much |
| I needed to know it, but I didn't learn it at kindergarten |
| I went through the wrong twelve steps |
| I'm disfuncted up |
| I'm hooked on phonics |
| I'm OK, you're nuts! |
| I'm one of those good people bad things happen to |
| L Ron Hubbard? I've been reading Old Mother Hubbard |
| My higher self was feeling low |
| Someone slipped me bad affirmations |
| The chicken soup for my soul was infected with E. Coli |
| When you run with the wolves, you step in wolf doo doo! |
