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| I had an attack of road rage |
| I had to get there before I ran out of gas |
| I keep forgetting this isn't the Autobahn |
| I really, really, really have to use the bathroom |
| I thought the speed limit was in kilometres |
| I thought you wanted to race |
| I was just keeping up with the flow of traffic |
| I was trying to get out of your way |
| I'm late for work |
| It was downhill |
| I've got to catch a plane |
| My accelerator got stuck |
| My speedometer is broken |
| My wife is having a baby |
| Some psycho was chasing me |
| You wouldn't want me to miss the Jerry Springer Show?! |
