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| I chose the wrong role models |
| I drank too much energy drink |
| I felt sorry for the other team |
| I forgot to scratch my lucky arm pit |
| I got a cramp from signing all the autographs |
| I got realigned |
| I snapped |
| It hasn't been the same since the baseball strike |
| It hasn't been the same since the instant replay |
| It's only a game |
| My jock was too tight |
| My mind was on endoresement deals |
| Someone switched my Gatorade for gator pee! |
| That fire in my belly was just gas |
| The sun was in my eyes |
| The umpire is blind |
| These guys are good |
| When you win, the fans tear up the city |
