| |
| Blame "Q" |
| I didn't want to mess with the prime directive |
| I stood too close to the dilithium crystals |
| I thought this was the holodeck |
| I'm part Romulan |
| I've been assimilated |
| I've never claimed to be an intelligent life form |
| My emotion chip overloaded |
| My mind was melded |
| Part of my brain didn't beam up |
| The engines couldn't na take anymore |
| Warp speed makes me nauseated |
| You didn't say "Make it so" |
| You're a Picardi, I'm a Kirkite |