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Why a waiter is not to blame!
 
Are you trying to stiff me on the tip
Hair is pure protein
I just serve it, I don't cook it
It was fresh yesterday
It won't kill you
Its an old family recipe
Its the atmosphere
Its your taste buds
New chef!
Of course its moving, its packed with vitamins
There's no accounting for taste
This isn't my table
We like to kep the health officials on their toes
We're shorthanded
You're the first person to complain

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