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| Didn't you get my email? |
| I didn't want to look like an ass kisser |
| I have a fear of success |
| I have my own little system |
| I haven't had a coffee |
| I just work here |
| I need a vacation |
| I never received an email! |
| I was busy sorting out other peoples problmes |
| I'm a follower not a leader |
| I'm a leader not a follower |
| I'm a maverick |
| I'm a visionary |
| I'm ahead of my time |
| I'm breathing everyone else's germs |
| I'm empowered, but not that empowered! |
| I'm inexperienced |
| I'm working smarter, not harder |
| It wasn't covered by our mission statement |
| It wasn't in my job description |
| Its Monday |
| Its the system |
| Management |
| Oh you wanted that today |
| Someone's trying to make me look bad |
| Technology was against me |
| That kind of work is beneath me |
| That's how we did it at my old job |
| That's not how you told me to do it the first time |
| The copier was jammed |
| The low morale got to me |
| These office colours are not conducive to productivity |
| This cubicle makes me claustrophobic |
| This is part of a long range plan |
| You should have trained me better |
| You're not being a team player |
| You're not seeing the big picture |
