I eat when I'm stressed.

I'm big boned.

This candy bar is just to give me the energy to exercise.

I need to reward myself for being so good.

Gramps ate bacon every morning and lived to be 103.

I might get hit by a bus tomorrow.

I'll work it off later.

Those damn subliminal messages in food advertising.

French fries are vegetables.

The diet soda balances it out.

Everything is okay in moderation.

It was taste tempting.

I have the fat gene.

It would have gone stale.

I'm on a low impact diet.

That pie was calling to me.