I never owned a pair of $200 sneakers.

I was a day care baby.

Bad mojo.

It wasn't in the stars.

I never got 'I was student of the month' bumper sticker.

I didn't have the proper motivation.

'The Man'.

I was an under privileged child.

I never had an elmo doll.

My mum used to walk me on a leash.

People hate the rich.

It's a male dominated world.

My parents always liked my brother best.

I never kissed the right asses.

Glass ceiling.

Affirmative action.

I'm ugly.