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Excuses for ending a phone conversation

Oh, I just remembered, I left the stove on, I must run.

Someone's at the door, must dash.

Are you still there ?, your breaking up, the battery must be going on this phone.

My mum/dad/sister/brother/boss is on the other line.

Can you hear that, I think we must have crossed line, I'll call you back in a while.

I've got to go. I can't keep talking, I have to keep the line open for an important call.

I have to go put a quarter in the parking meter.

Someone's trying to ring through on "call waiting."

My spouse forbids me to discuss such matters. Don't say another word.

I heard a click and I think we're being bugged. I'll call you when I've had the office swept and I know it's safe.

Stop right now. You're getting into a topic that I'm writing about and I don't want it ever said that I stole ideas from you.

I learned in time management classes that all important information can be conveyed within three minutes. Your time is up.

Talking is unecological, it uses up too much oxygen.

Talking is so unevolved, let's try telepathy.


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Answering phone
Attending an event
Being late
Breaking a Diet
Conquered the World
Ending a phone call
Forgetting birthdays
Forgetting names
Missing an event
Not eating food
Not feeling well
Not helping oneself
Not walking
Overdressing
Returning calls
Sending email
Underdressing
Uninvited children
Uninvited guests
Writing letters