I lost your business card. It was in my wallet when it was stolen.

I'm sorry seeing you made me get all flustered.

I can't remember names, but I never forget a face.

This always happens when I'm nervous.

I use word association to remember names, and when I look at you the only words that spring to mind are "orange mongoose"

I'm trained not to remember names. I used to be a secret Communist operative, and they wanted to be sure that if I was ever captured and tortured I wouldn't betray the other members of my cell.

It's no use, without my social secretary at my side I never have a clue as to who anybody is.

I'm practicing to play President Ronald Reagan in a historical pageant and I can't recall a thing.

Hey, I've never seen you before in my life.

Oh my God! Where am I? Who am I? Where do I live? Help me. Aaaaaahh!